Guess who's back ?

No, not Elle Woods, just Pink Vader.

Junk in the trunk ? You don't know me !

I'm no man's bitch. No junk in my car's trunk. Girl Power.

In my car I keep (at all times):

My new ride.

Check out my new ride. Sweet !

That's why you read this blog.

1 - you don't know what I look like and I might be hot
2 - my blog is super cute and super pink, so is my new cell phone
3 - I am funny as fuck
4 - Girl Power, Yay !!!!!

I have a new cell phone

My daddy bought me a new cell phone.























It looks more serious than my previous one.
I am a lawyer now, you know.

I'm back.

I hope you didn't miss me too much.